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I found another split in half thing…


At least he cuts it i guess



by IncompleteGamer

45 Comments

  1. eternal_refrigerator

    What in the actual fuck did I just watch..

  2. f-u-whales

    Dude look insufflerable but id eat that shit everyday of the week if i could

  5. Fast-Signal7371

    The dough looks like the synthetic Krabby Patties from Spongebob.

  6. ThatDeuce

    Not into the style of tik-tok videos for this one, or how quiet it is after the initial exclamation, but the guy knows what he is doing with the dough, the squash, the oven. There is a good chance that that is bomb, whatever you call it as he never called it a pizza or anything as far as I witnessed outside of “YUMMUHYAA”

    I wouldn’t inherently call this a pizza crime.

  7. nothrowingawaymyshot

    crimes were committed, but, honestly doesnt look that bad. probably squid ink or black food coloring for the dough. and just using pumpkin for base instead of tomato sauce

  8. chuckinalicious543

    Not a pizza, this is just a large sandwich.

    Mistrial.

  9. No_Yogurtcloset_7219

    I can’t vote cause the evidence is no longer available

  10. DynamiteWitLaserBeam

    Please stop beckoning me forward, sir.

  11. Asproat920

    I would like to personally tell this “chef” to go fuck himself and then jump into an ice-cold lake to wake his dumbass up.

  12. boilons

    Master Forni is not a master, and he’s a little too Forni

  13. I_M_urbanspaceman

    I hate…..so much…about the things this “pizza”…. chooses..to be.

  15. steeze206

    What the fuck someone check this mans basement. This is horrifying lmao

  16. Aggravating-Exit-660

    Asbestzza

    Mesothelioma *Never* tasted better.^TM

  17. redditsuckspokey1

    Is this part of the “goth” food craze from about 6 years ago?

    People were making food black.

  19. MysteriousHeart3827

    I actually think it looks pretty delicious!

  20. Dapper-Blueberry-130

    That made the roof of my mouth hurt.

  22. mike_stifle

    I’m really more upset with myself for watching this whole thing.

  23. Cs_throwawayyyy

    Yeah what he’s making is weird or whatever but mostly I just wanted to say I hate this dude.

  24. The-Tarman

    Thats not a pizza, no matter what that dude might say. That said, with a filling other than pumpkin (or whatever) it might be a pretty good sandwich

  26. Professional-Chef-32

    THAT’S IT!!! I’m gonna need an address.

  27. greggiej61

    ![gif](giphy|FKTtjNHBpF08E)

    Worst… sandwich… ever.

  30. Sweet_Asparagus9081

    I thought that was grey slime at the beginning 😳

  31. EyeYamNegan

    Disgusting looking but not a pizza so not a pizza crime.

  33. Classic_Accident_217

    Thanks, I hate it.

    Mostly him, but also everything else.

  35. Common-Resolve3985

    The color throws me off a little but honestly not the worst offender

  37. hatecriminal

    Pumpkin on pizza?

    ![gif](giphy|O2YSazBbYlB84)

  38. DevoidNoMore

    r/sandwichcrimes maybe

    Edit: joke’s on me, it exists lol

  39. BeefWellingtonSpeedo

    Why is the dough grey? Chef is annoying looking, but is this defendant in the courtroom because of the dough?

    🍕🤏🧐🎩💨

  40. KittenLina

    Someone please put this man on a pedophile list. The way he molests the dough is not okay.

  42. ItsAMeAProblem

    This isn’t pizza. I would 100 percent eat this. If anything its a flatbread sandwich. Also as a gay man I would 100 percent suck that guy’s dick if he made me this.

  45. Easy-Midnight-7363

    is it gray because of an ingredient? because for example black sesame could be good af here. or is it just grey for no reason and just food dye